There's a Spanish saying for that: "dime de qué presumes y te diré de qué careces"

Tell me what you brag about and I'll tell you what you lack.

A friend of mine told me a long time ago: "if a windows system is behaving funny, it has to do with virus. If a Linux system is behaving funny, it has to do with permissions"

Respond super excited, like when you meet someone who shares the same niche hobby than you: "I like girls too! So tell me, what have you found to be the best technic to eat pussy?"

99.99% of population have more arms than average value.

Proofreading.

No one showing love for ncdu around here?

I asume you mean "in the USA"? I mean, there are many countries in which life sentence isn't a thing.

Comparing white chocolate to dark chocolate makes as much sense as comparing macarons to macaroni :P

Other than that, enjoy white chocolate moderately, preferably with friends, and enjoy your weekend, kind human being :)

If I hadn't heard about Andre Agassi's autobiography I'd read this tweet as a joke, but now I'm not sure any more.

What I see here is a cop trained to shoot to kill at the slightest chance.

I mean, if I ever visit this country and a policeman interacts with me I will pee my pants. Literally*.

*You know, like what "literally" meant in the old times.

As a European citizen: is it really a possibility for any US president not to do so? (Honest question, since from Europe US's policy is seen as supporting Israel no matter what)

I mean, does this person know what happens at NIGHT?

Just wait till you know the etymology of mastodon: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mastodon

Edit to save a click: "A mastodon, (from Ancient Greek μαστός (mastós), meaning "breast, and ὀδούς (odoús) "tooth")"

Edit 2: the "mast" in "mastodon" is the same one as in "mastectomy"

And so do mastodon and mastectomy (not a joke).

The "mast" in "mastodon" is the same one as in "mastectomy".

"The term "mastodon" comes from Greek roots: "mastos" meaning "breast" and "odon" meaning "tooth," referring to the nipple-like projections on the mammal's fossil molars. The name was coined by French naturalist Georges Cuvier in 1806."

*por qué

Newborn baby girls can experience a phenomenon called "false menses" or "mini-periods" due to a sudden drop in maternal estrogen after birth, causing slight vaginal bleeding or a blood-tinged discharge that typically lasts only a few days.

Use qbittorrent. It has torrent search and download integrated.

*get's

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