Yeah, since rocks went all woke and stuff, they have really been rolling down hill...

For the price of California (one dollar might be an agreeable option), I'm sure the people of the west coast would gladly throw in an Oregon & Washington for free!

Eric Trump, is that you?

Republicans "Ending Taxpayer Subsidization of Biased Media" are somehow proud of gutting CPB, which helped fund "biased" media such as:

• Sesame Street
• Mister Rogers' Neighborhood
• Arthur
• American Experience
• Frontline
• American Masters
• PBS NewsHour
• Washington Week
• Great Performances
• Masterpiece theator
• and programming for THOUSANDS of other local and regional media

Quoth the maligned, "Nevermore."

Right!? I strait up heard in my head:

Um, I'm gonna need you to go ahead and come in tomorrow. So if you could be here around 9:00, that would be great. Mm-Kay?

No, GhostWriter!

I feel so bad for his partner breaking down after the arrest. Brutal.

How TF is that bike (or any) $15k?!? Does it come with a bike path concierge on every trip?

Lots of places do this now, unfortunately.

Slammed 💥 🦹‍♂️

🙄

Their metamorphosis has been a heavy topic to follow.

Ohhhhh! 😂 I had, in all my years, never realized it was so cheeky.

Thank you! (Me => xkcd's 1/10,000 today)

The ghoul, the tool, and the fool.

They have a habbit of spending billions on stock buybacks to keep their prices high 🫠

Wish I would have walked out of The Blair Witch Project.

I agree, gross! That's why I only buy and eat the finest live animals. 🤣🤣🤣

Lies! You read the rules, just not as soon as you should have.

I'm really sorry. You don't deserve this, and you've done nothing wrong! The whole thing says nothing about you, but it says everything about this regime. They do vile things, thus they are vile people.

I think you're both right, somehow.

Just one more trillion, bro. That's all we need.

Just another trillion, bro. We swear that's it.