So you work in the service industry in a WC host city you say?

Imagine how many times if it was a plantain.

If only... imagine a Lemmy with Colin Quinn, Patrice ONeal and Greg Giraldo.

There is an old adage about freedom that goes 'you have the right to extend your arm until your fist hits my face'.

The Jersey Shore people will be the type to often go too far and make contact with the face.

The Friends people will lobby to make sure arms may only be extended in pre approved motions with proper regulation and paid royalties on the patented movements, which they strive to own dividend stock in.

Now think about the mapping between Friends and Jersey Shore...

Captain EO has fallen upon rough times.

No better fun than fascist mandated fun!

Now, fun faster pleebs!

The millennium with the falcon.

Someone is playing with the Facelift setting at character select.

I dont think he advanced past salt and pepper.

Capitalism is why we can't have nice things.

Nice things are over designed and built, adequate things are most profitable.

Regardless of source, if your refrigerator is running you better go catch it.

Its stealing your food.

Oh great another 2 year circus side show.

A commission to assess?

Ffs.

Nuke us from space.

Text of the Foreign Emoluments Clause, U.S. Const. art. I, § 9, cl. 8.

“No Person holding any Office of Profit or Trust under [the United States], shall, without the Consent of the Congress, accept of any present, Emolument, Office, or Title, of any kind whatever, from any King, Prince, or foreign State.”

If there was ever a time for jury nullification this is it.

Its a good thing they never invented a bomb that distributed female nipples over a wide area.

Entire cities could be lost.

Hell net neutrality laws might even have relevance if they keep this up.

So much money wasted modifying all these documents.

We are in the midst of a decades long coup.

Nobody gives a shit because people no longer have the ability to percieve things happening at that time scale.