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profdc9 99 points 2 years ago

Trump's "dementia" is really caused by a CIA 5G microchip implanted in his brain. During the attempted assassination, the second shooter in the grassy knoll fired a microchip implant gun that penetrated the wound left by the first shot, thus providing the perfect cover. Now Trump's thoughts are controlled by sympathetic bioresonant microwave thetan energy waves captured by the microchip from dark stealth satellites.

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profdc9 94 points 3 years ago

He's 100% committed to getting the Presidency to extricate himself from his situation, and using that office to keep himself out of the reach of justice.

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profdc9 86 points 3 years ago

I can only imagine how desperate and helpless an entire generation of children feel in Russia right now, with their fathers sent to die in a worthless war.

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profdc9 83 points 2 years ago

“The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.” - Orwell, 1984

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profdc9 77 points 3 years ago

Everyone knows that the real purpose of CAPTCHA tests are to train computers to replace us.

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profdc9 73 points 3 years ago

The good news is that there's going to be a riveting Netflix documentary about it,

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profdc9 72 points 2 years ago

He looks more like a serious person and less like a clown. But in our upside-down world, we send in the clowns.

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profdc9 69 points 2 years ago

I remember once when I accidentally turned on my phone during a flight instantly the plane started to plummet out of the sky. The phone slipped out of my hands and I groped for it while people and service items flailed around the cabin as the plane tumbled. Finally I slipped out of my belt and grabbed it. With only 10,000 feet of altitude to spare, I finally managed to get the phone to go into shutdown mode by holding the power button down. The plane righted itself immediately, and I slipped the phone into my pocket quietly and kept a low profile for the rest of the flight.

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profdc9 65 points 2 years ago

This seems so incredibly ill-advised. If students become martyred by trigger-happy snipers, these protests will boil over into open violence. Imagine thousands of videos flooding social media in an instant showing student corpses. I fear that gasoline has been poured and matches are being lit everywhere.

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profdc9 60 points 3 years ago

Supreme court: preventing hedge funds from owning single-family homes infringes on their free speech to dictate what you have to pay to not be homeless.

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profdc9 57 points 2 years ago

It's going to take a while to torrent a movie on the 40 meter band.

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profdc9 55 points 3 years ago

He should have let himself be fired. Then he could have brought a lawsuit against the school district over the matter. The school district would have had to demonstrate their reason to fire him on the record. If the researcher received damages for wrongful termination, the taxpayers would know it's their money that is being frivolously spent to support someone's homophobic agenda.

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profdc9 53 points 3 years ago

John Fetterman shows the integrity of John Fetterman. I am sure many of his caucus are nervous about maintaining a majority.

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profdc9 50 points 2 years ago

USB = Unintelligible Symbols of Bewilderment

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profdc9 49 points 3 years ago

Unless Musk gets a hearing in front of a judge who exposes his own sympathy to fascism, I can't see this case going anywhere. The truth is an absolute defense to libel.

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profdc9 49 points 2 years ago

It's quite ominous that retired senior military officers need to say this. It suggests that if Trump is reelected, we could see widespread mutiny, because officers would refuse to accept orders for which they might be criminally liable. Even if SCOTUS makes Trump immune, it does not necessarily make anyone following his orders immune. Choosing between a committing a crime like murder, and another like insubordination, an officer might well choose insubordination.

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profdc9 48 points 2 years ago

This is Enron-scale manipulation. Someone's ripping off the public and making a mint with the help of the regulators.

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profdc9 47 points 3 years ago

Now that Thomas's image can not get any worse, he's just going to become more overt about trying to destroy the US government from the bench. That's all that will happen.

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profdc9 45 points 2 years ago

The point is to show she can intentionally and decisively be cruel and mean, especially to an animal under her custody. This is seen as a desirable character trait to Trump's followers.

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profdc9 44 points 3 years ago

Yeah, this is the chaebol system at work. The Faustian deal between these megacorps and the citizens of South Korea means that it is impossible for Samsung to fail or to be accountable for their bad business decisions. South Korea is the most developed cyberpunk technofeudalistic society.

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