ptolemai

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ptolemai 9 points 5 days ago

Banana bread. Mmmm.

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ptolemai 76 points a year ago

Said with a straight face, to Google and Microsoft CEOs who are both from India

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ptolemai 16 points 5 months ago

If botulist toxins seep under the dish

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ptolemai 15 points 9 months ago

Miscalculated fart

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ptolemai 14 points 9 months ago

A death trap.

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ptolemai 14 points 3 years ago

Philadelphia and Maryland?

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ptolemai 14 points 10 months ago

Other way: little red riding hood wasn't a minor, only "little" relative to the size of the wolf's belly. About the same size as grandma.

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ptolemai 13 points 8 months ago

Looks like theyre good at it. Even frying with chopsticks. Soft in the middle, crispy at the ends.

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ptolemai 13 points 2 months ago

Philomena?

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ptolemai 12 points 10 months ago

Cat sizing you up: human is bigger than a mouse, but much slower. I can take him down, but who's gonna clean the litterbox...

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ptolemai 12 points 2 months ago

Whirring sound of sonic screwdriver

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ptolemai 12 points a year ago

Little mascot from Oglaf

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ptolemai 10 points 6 months ago

...awaits Zootopia crossover with Full Metal Alchemist

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ptolemai 10 points 9 months ago

A fresh attempt at currency devaluation

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ptolemai 10 points 10 months ago

The maritime equivalent of the snake game

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ptolemai 10 points 3 years ago

Factorio

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ptolemai 9 points a year ago

The victim is now the abuser

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ptolemai 9 points 3 years ago

Hosted a MUD. Three batches of comp sci and related majors busily typed on text- based terminals, apparently programming, but were actually adventuring in Midgaard.

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ptolemai 8 points 9 months ago

What's that in horsepower?

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ptolemai 8 points 3 years ago

fence sitting.. what about points on the loop, are they inside or out?

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