The one on the right does look like some of the Flirt trains, but it seems smaller. Maybe https://www.sbb.ch/...

That one has a white “B pillar” or whatever it’s called in train terminology, but the one in the picture looks like it could be the same structurally, just that part is black.

The one on the left looks like https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SBB_RBDe_560

Смерть всім, хто стоїть на перешкоді здобуття вільності трудовому люду!

Fed to a translation tool is supposedly

Death to all who stand in the way of gaining freedom for the working people!

I think it’s meant to be Pocky

What a terrible day to have eyes

YUT-sik-ah

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jucika

I feel like this would work better with house centipede legs.

Yes

Six right hands and one left. We see four right hands and one left. Two are unaccounted for. Squidward must be packing.

Why is Ghana listed as Somalia?

The checked baggage one might make sense if it’s saying that passengers with only checked luggage should exit first. Those passengers would not need to rummage through the overhead bins. The idea still ignores the problem of other passengers themselves taking up space when shuffling around getting out of seats to do this, though.

If it somehow worked, it wouldn’t make getting out of the airport any faster, but it would make getting off the plane faster.

First one is bread Santa. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Kropotkin

Edit: unless “bread Santa” is someone other than Kropotkin

What kind of glue?

John Bolton?

My guess is that this was taken in the US and that cost is taxable. $1.83 is 7% of $26.17.

I think those are pennant flags, not tetrahedrons

What is going on with that M.C. Escher planter in the background?

Russian shish kebab, AFAIK. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashlik

Out of curiosity, what is the purpose of the rope handle? Easier to pour out than the wire one, maybe?

It seems that both s’s and s’ could be valid here, according to Merriam Webster

https://www.merriam-webster.com/...

It’s an ex belonging to one Cyrus.

Trackball seems to be an L-Trac.