"I just wish she wouldn't talk so much."

"That's like, misogynistic as heck, man!"

"It just ruins the session!"

Yeah, my doctor said they had detected traces of cancer in my body, and I was like, pssh, statistically doc, I ain't worried about it.

I mean, talk about a worrier. I don't think people even die of cancer?

I'd be fine with this, as long as the rich were properly dealt with, first and foremost.

And I mean all of them. The Waltons? Nearly all the money they've made should go toward the national debt.

The Sacklers? All of their money to the debt, all of them imprisoned for what they've done.

And so on down the list, it would leave many of those families completely destitute and nearly destroyed, and then we can start cutting from the actual innocent people in the country who haven't, y'know, tried to destroy it for their own personal gain.

Taking away phones is the adult thing to do, I don't know how many kids you've interacted with lately, but trust me, they're dumber than dogshit.

I'm pretty schools have enough phones and adults to have calling 911 covered many times over, with nary a student having a cell phone.

I know, I went to school before they existed. We did fine.

"Does anyone have any ideas on how to boost morale that don't include pay raises?"

Not an uncommon question in meetings, if you'd believe people on the internet.

It's like trying to figure out how to grow a plant without water. Pointless from the beginning.

My dad works at Nintendo!

Yes, and let's never address the problems that cause so many school shootings.

We should only ever apply band-aids to wounds.

I was just reading about the Wendys president having his position eliminated.

He's going back to his old position as the head of the supply chain company.

And the company is vesting some of his stock early to reward him for his one year of hard work.

And I wondered how many people have busted their ass for Wendy's for years, worked their bodies past their breaking point, and all they got was probably shitcanned.

Not directly related to this, of course, but there's two different worlds, and I would prefer the privileged one be torn asunder and the pieces burned.

With the caption "Known pedophile and POTUS, Donnie trump".

Him winning was what got me interested in politics to begin with.

Hearing adults say they would vote for the president because they wanted to drink with him made me very nervous, and I'd say rightly so.

Listen, water higher up tastes better. It's rarefied.

WW2 raised a generation of poor young farmers out of that life and into one where they went and liberated a country they probably didn't know anything about.

They didn't know/care that France actually has a pretty impressive military track record.

So, they come home telling everyone that the French sure don't know how to put up much of a fight, are helped to become successful in life (unless they were black), and their dumb kids all assume they can kick France's ass, because they're weak.

Really should've been called "Killhulling" now that I think of it

I say, as punishment, Luigi should be made POTUS.

That was punishment fit enough for trump, and Luigi has helped far more Americans than trump ever will

How many school shootings are allocated per year there?

Thanks, I have a new version of hell to fear now.

Well, as long as trees magically suck pollution out of the atmosphere in extremely high numbers, and sequester it for at least a few million years, that should be fine

Otherwise, we're probably fucked.

Wipe out the last 40 years of heritage foundation rot, or we may as well kiss this shitty country good bye

And the no-bid contract goes to:... The Carrier Steam Company, established 2026, by Donald Trump Jr.

Totally above board, of course. Although the Chairman would be Donald Trump Sr. Which would be a conflict of interest, except the Supreme Court would decide it's not.

Darth Musk: Execute order... 69420!

Battle droids begin running around with pretend chainsaws saying "don't I look cool mom?"

Lobot: And that's why he's the richest man in the galaxy

Chewbacca: You don't talk