This is horse shit

Which, hey, bonus, amirite? Nothing beats a BLT with fresh, home-grown tomatoes to watch the much-quicker-than-anticipated demise of Earth.

good human

Permanent work-from-home is my favorite. My weirdest was getting the fluorescent light above my cubicle turned off.

80%. Much beyond that and you get into a decreasing return on the investment of making the tests.

clang bring out yer dead

And shitting (are we still shitting?)

It's an older crossover, but it checks out

Fuck capitalism. All my homies hate capitalism.

Bow chicka bow wow

Fluorescent light specifically is painful to me. Like it actually causes my eyes to hurt. Just removing the lamps from the fixture above my desk was sufficient to keep the pain away, even though the rest of the lights on my floor are on.

Fortunately, the lights in our office don't make the humming noise that fluorescents are known for. Newer ballast design, I guess.

*fewer

He better hurry this one up; his vacay starts in a couple weeks.

kys, and then ko's

Especially if it starred Alan Alda

swoon

That's not how a static IP works

Data most definitely exists on the server. It has to be stored somewhere. Email is federated, too, but your inbox can certainly reach a limit of its allotted storage.

This is the most reactionary shit I've seen in weeks

This goes hard