I agree, this isn't an ATM. It's an automated machine, but it doesn't provide any of the same services as a bank teller. It should instead be called an AFM (automated fishmonger machine).

It's a class that's allowed to access another class's private members. Obviously Linus doesn't have any, because he codes in C.

In that case they should probably stop sending weapons to Israel too

GIMP is the original GTK app. The first version of GTK was created specifically for GIMP, and it was initially named GIMP ToolKit.

Continental drift. This was a part of Brazil that broke off and drifted across the ocean. Then it joined up with the rest of Spain, which had broken off from Mexico. That's why the rest of Spain speaks Mexican.

If they make the wall black, won't ICE try to deport it?

If I had to guess, I'd say there's probably a Mac in that drawer and it's getting charged

Tomorrow's headline: Trump revokes legal status of migrants from Cuba, Haiti, Nicaragua and Venezuela

Now I'm confused. Is this washing machine Danish or Finnish?

Anon at his day job

It stops being Apple's phone once they sell it.

Boomers are buying diamonds - why?

Yeah, it would have been worse if it went off inside something valuable

The NFL doesn't need to drop the word "football" entirely, they just need to be more specific so there's no confusion. They could change their name to "Non-Soccer Football League", or NSFL for short.

My wife does this, except she sends the messages to me

There's no Canadian English either. American English is the only language I see on this bag.

Maybe they weighed it with the jar

Also known as a screenshit

I heard he also ended the war between Turks and Caicos.

Have you tried putting your mouthpiece on a different clarinet?