I just legitimately love it and I'm sorry about my awful taste

Bit of an understatement to worry about being the "nasty" party when you're actively murdering people in their own homes by choking benefits and allowing companies to price gouge us, as well as selling the country off to the highest bidder you doddering old cunts.

It's creepy that they're doing some weird religious gesture, but I think it's a lovely sign of the times that one of the freaks on the left (as we're looking at it) just has to record this emotional and reflective moment for their socials lol

Wow, what a surprise! Looking forward to those well-deserved consequences that he'll definitely be facing 👍

The Tories wouldn't know an honest day of hard work or "doing their duty" if it came and bribed them to their faces. Scumbags.

Every time one of them says or does pretty much anything, it makes me wonder how on Earth anybody votes for these soulless freaks and weirdos. Ah well, at least nobody who's put their penis in a dead pig's mouth is in charge of anything, right? That'd be fucking mental.

Any man who can shit with his back exposed is a braver man than I

Now there's a whole town full of dog-eating-alligator-eating Australians in the Northern Territory. Terrifying stuff.

Put this little fucking wart in the sea

All of these people are such awful cunts

I love it

"until they can stop the Tory media telling lies on the subject" good luck getting a Tory to tell any truth ever; the dirty lying little weirdos can't help themselves

I guess, personally, I just feel like a lot of these incredibly rich and obviously out of touch old men are just totally irrelevant to normal daily life for most people. It's pointless to publish news like this, because it's just obviously meant to rile people up in some vague way and I guess somehow that generates money for the Guardian?

I just don't understand why we have to hear about what these irrelevant, hopefully soon-departed losers think. Who cares?

Oh for fucks sake

The Paedophile Prince just can't catch a break (from his own crimes)! Although, obviously, unfortunately, he has caught a massive break in as much as he's still minted, and not in prison.

Can't wait for the day Nigel Farage can no longer claim anything tbh.

Imagine Nigel Farage calling absolutely anything or anyone else "disgraceful". The guy belongs head-first in a concrete mixer. Piece of shit.

I wish these two weird old freaks would shut up and fuck off

"We're gonna cut taxes just before a general election! That'll get those dumb animals to vote for us." "But Rishi, you big-eared cunt, where will we find the money to cut those taxes?" "Well, where do you think? Where would it make the most sense to take money from?" "The poor, who have no money!"

Rishi Sunak isn't just malicious, selfish, and the proud owner of two massive fucking ears -- he's also just thoroughly stupid and small. Tiny little Rishi, with the biggest ears in the world. What a total arsehole.

Can old Nige distance himself from the mortal coil while he's at it, the lecherous racist freak?

Jobsworth in a flatcap, fuck off with your poncy beers, absolute wanker