Our IT exclusively allows us to use Edge. So yay.

Honestly respectable. No "this isn't what I voted for", no "I disagree with this and that but overall it was the lesser of two evils"... Just plain and simple admission of having been incorrect and owning up to it.

Let's hope they do better in the future.

I have no idea where the $13 trillion valuation comes from but there's no way that's true. At it's peak, cryptocurrency as a whole had a market cap of let's say $3 trillion to be very generous, of which Bitcoin alone was about $1 trillion. Meta peaked at about $1 trillion. Even if the metaverse was 100% of those two sections fields (which it really isn't and never was), it wouldn't come close to $13 trillion. I assume this was a predicted value for 2040 or something.

Don't believe everything you read online.

As a European... Are feet logarithmic? Wouldn't even surprise me that much.

"A free market is self regulating" until someone makes a better product for less money, I guess.

This whole thing was so predictable even to high school me, it's ridiculous.

I think a pro tip to making your jokes land with native speakers is to make the joke funny next time

I would absolutely love this, I would never answer a call again and it would be completely justified.

"Sorry I didn't answer, I was just in the middle of an urgent task and didn't know how long you wanted the call to last"

The problem must be the parking spots!

You know they're fake because real YouTube commentors only have two modes:

"Who's watching in 2025" and "No one: Not a single soul:"

"You slipped and fell?"

"Yes."

"Penis first?"

"Yes, now get me out of here."

Being vegan isn't about being "closer to what nature intended", it's about reducing cruelty and harm as much as practicable/possible.

Thank God it wasn't something arbitrary like pulling a 100 pounds out of a hole that was 250 feet deep.

DO NOT REDEEM THE CARD

Sure, but its exactly because words are important that its called feminism. When you're talking about "egalitarianism" the goal is so vague that everyone can be on it. That's why you have names like "feminism", because that movement is focused on how we live in a patriarchal society and how women have been historically treated unjustly under it. Or "black lives matter", which, although I'm sure would also agree that "all lives matter", are focused on why historically, black lives specifically haven't as much. Same thing for trans rights.

When you combine that all into one, all the nuance of the different groups gets lost and the average becomes "yeah but human rights are so much better than 50 years ago" to shut down discussion.

This comment section, except it's a multi-trillion dollar one.

The Matrix bottom right

Y'all this one is simple.

Legally, yes.

Physically (for supernatural reasons), no.

I amr, whatever you say I amr.

If I weremr't, then why would you say I amr?