uptown girl

She's been living in her uptown world.

trace anyone's movements

There's literally a GPS enabled mind control device in almost everyone's pocket.

He 100% jerked off to your texts.

That's Vladimir Futon to you, sir.

This has always been my plan since way back during the Cold War. I remember being taught in school to dive under the desk, duck and cover. I don't want to survive the initial blast. The fallout will be so much worse. You can hide in the basement, I'm watching the fireworks.

I've been buying preowned DVDs off ebay every few weeks or so for the last year. I don't even bother looking to see if they are available to stream anymore.

Find a local, independently owned meat market. That is where we get beef tallow for making deer burger. They will sell anything they have that someone will pay for.

A quick drive through the parking lot counting truck nuts would probably answer that.

Astronomy is one of the many tools of the devil.

Cat eats grass then pukes on the living room rug.

I read somewhere that many women will vote how their husbands and families vote, even if it's bad for themselves.

I already do not frequent this establishment, but I shall endeavor to cease any infrequency.

No one has a legal obligation to speak to the police. If she was a suspect, they could have stopped her before she entered her vehicle. This was murder.

As a mid-westerner, cars and driving is in my culture and DNA. For many of us, cars are our freedom machines, the only way to move on in life, the only way to get anywhere. I love to drive and I can drive almost anything. What I don't like, is having to drive to survive, having to constantly be in a hurry.

Ooooh-oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh..... ooooh-oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh.. my uptown girrrrrl

This is the third time I've read this comment today. I hope Joe Pesci or the sun aren't trying to tell me something.

Wonderful woman. We're all, we're all very fond of her. Very free-spirited.

Mother Fuckers

Fucking Kangaroos

+1 for that channel.