I love that last line.

"We have never made a public statement before. This is how badly you fucked up."

Sometimes you don't need to fill the silence with sounds. I'd rather be in a relationship with someone that we can sit down and be quiet together

If not friend, why friend shaped

As a software developer, the less ambiguous your notation is, the better it is for everyone involved. Not only will I use brackets, I'll split my expression into multiple rows and use tabs to make it as readable as humanly possible. And maybe throw a comment or 2 if there's still some black magic involved

Title is misleading, since there is already a major war in Europe started by russia

Ah, you fell for one of the classic blunders: expecting your opponent to value logic and consistency in their opinions

Imagine opening a phishing link and suddenly your balls are taken hostage by a hacker

At least they approved paid time off. It's not like I expect my boss to be emotionally invested into my well-being, because I'm definitely not invested in theirs. I'm just here for the money.

wife bad amirite fellow men

Gravity is the weakest fundamental force, yes. At least, at relatively close distances. The advantage gravity has is that it never quite goes away, no matter how far you are.

When you're white hat, but you feel a little silly sometimes

Somehow, this looks less worse than whatever he is now

Indie gaming is the best it's ever been. AAA gaming was always going to devolve into cashgrabs.

I'm not sure whether I want this to be read by GLADOS or Cave Johnson. Both would deliver the hell out of these lines.

So this is the guide my parents used

"It's good, but we're bad at actually selling books so we need you to be famous in another unrelated way to compensate for our incompetence"

FTFY

Not only we have infinite stamina glitch, but also aimbot. No other species can throw objects with such precision as humans and our closest related species

If there's no code completion, I can tell you even people who's been doing coding as a job for years aren't going to write it correctly from memory. Because we're not being paid to memorize this shit, we're being paid to solve problems optimally.