Don't we have real problems to solve? Why are Republicans always making up new shit?

Jk Rowling. She was (I think) the only billionaire to ever debillonaire themselves without dying (i.e., she donated so much wealth to charity that she was no longer a billionaire).

But then she decided to dedicate herself to making trans people's lives miserable...

What meme

Hey there 👋, I know you mean well by that comment, like I get it, I do. ☺️ But I just wanted to let you know:

THERE HAVE BEEN ZERO STUDIES DONE ON THE SAFETY OF CRAB TRAINS.

ZERO.

But despite that, they are gaining widespread support, and now even people like yourself are calling them "optimal."

Listen: Someone I know lost an arm in the pincer mechanism of one of these trains. More work needs to be done before we can consider them safe, nevermind "optimal". Don't buy into the techbro BS.

Friends don't let friends crab train.

*every known letter of the alphabet.

The implication that there are undiscovered letters creates excitement for the reader. Who knows what is out there!

was settled by the courts in 1824.

Nothing is "settled" with the current Supreme Court.

Okay ❤️

He's rich, but only "American Dream" rich, not "controlling the media" and "funding anti-science think tanks" rich. It's the latter that are the problem.

the depletion of savings built up during the pandemic

Built up savings? Is this a thing?

Nuh uh, headline. I bet the soundtrack wasn't made in Blender

...budgeting? Y'all don't just buy the meatiest beefcake PSU that microcenter has in stock?

If she loses, the country is cooked. We might be cooked anyway, but like, double cooked. Refried.

Wow, even the NYT is reporting on it?

Lowe's has Christmas decorations out already. They've crossed the Halloween blockade.

Weird how all the gun people didn't do a goddamn thing when Citizens United happened

But Susan Collins told me he learned his lesson about using Signal

52 + 52 = 104

Sure, sure. But what if I told you...

52 + 53 = 105

🤯🤯🤯🤯

If corporations are people, we should be able to hang them for treason.

Hollywood budgets are insane these days.

I watched Godzilla -1. That movie was fucking boss, and apparently its budget was only $15 million. That's less than they spent removing the CGI buttholes from Cats.

Sounds like you've fallen for class division propaganda.

There are billionaires and not-billionaires.

The difference between a billion dollars and a million dollars is roughly a billion dollars.