Yeah I was judging him harsh until I saw that

Can I just say that this is my absolute favorite picture of him. It's the exact same expression my kids made when they shit in their diapers.

I don't think that would work, hospice nurses are pretty chill. I mean no matter how much of an asshole you are, they know they can smugly wait and watch you die.

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Why not both?

The euphemism treadmill

In Canada you can't fly an official Canadian flag without looking like a right wing nutjob.

NOBODY LOOK!!!

Have a bag of Cheetos as a placeholder on the other podium

How can you shoot women and children?!?!

Easy, you just don't lead them as much

This really puts covfefe into perspective

Effective at what though? I thought the main point of wearing a mask was that you were less likely to spread your sickness to others, especially if you weren't symptomatic yet.

I was using Jerboa before and was unable to comment. So yeah Sync.

You only wait that long if they've determined you're not actually an emergency.

I think you just described religion

They signed him a blank cheque. I bet he was doing everything he could to get stung.

He's standing on particle board. Only the sides of this style are metal, the drawer box bottom is still particle board.

My RMT also doesn't refer to herself as a "doctor"

I was using an LG G5 that had swappable batteries 3 years ago.

We have a pledge of Allegiance?

I hope we can evolve past borders and see all humans as brothers. I think it's more likely to be a goal domination or catastrophe that could actually bring that around though.