I need some unsee juice

Haven't heard. What's up?

Please tell me Hannah Montana Linux is based on arch...

Holy fuck where has this lemonade been my whole life???!?!?!

If you never see me post again, tell my mom I loved her!

Next time fuck someone who has a car

Apparently "So I can show my friends" is the wrong answer. As a bonus, you may receive violence instead

Why the fuck did this make me laugh so hard?

Rubbing your jersey number and walking up to the ref isn't clear enough, you need a giant flashing sign now.

It was called out over the PA... incorrectly. That's on Allen. Refs F'd up. Also on that tripping call, and holding by Dallas would have offset it. That crew is trash and should be relegated to non stop Cardinals- Panthers games.

And give him a stack of Brazzers stickers and tell him to go wild with them

To be fair, this isn't a new thing. Generally teams do their best to not telegraph their plays.

Remote start? After buying gas I don't have enough money for beer!

Having six throwing stars and a shitload of buffs... as a potato

Fuck, I always thought this was a myth, but I guess not... from my extensive three minute Google search, turns out it's 100% real

I deed nawt hit her, I deed nawht!

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That's not an empty double barreled shotgun, fired twice in the air from his doorstep to frighten away any would-be intruders

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At least show us the neofetch

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Fuck 'em. Drink on the job. Don't ruin your days off.