May Jesus's love fill your bosom and may your husband grab thy titty

Oh fuck, you're going to make me come... on vacation, aren't you?

Kid: "Mom, can we have Linux?"

Mom: "We have Linux at home!"

Linux at home:

It uses Arch, btw

If we're being honest, corporations don't "pay" taxes at all, those costs are instead passed on to the consumer. They collect taxes from you, just like the government, they just hide it better.

I hate you for this

A literal shitpost. I like your style

Context, for those of you who dont...

https://twitter.com/...

Ngl that's fucking genius

Loneliness and shame? With a hint of dorito dust?

I usually throw some condoms in my cart to make the ski mask, duct tape and shovel seem less embarrassing

My neighborhood would be seized up Hi-Points

I tried but I was furiously maturating at work and was in the middle of getting fired and arrested at the same time. Sorry about that.

This one was me. We need to talk.

Praise be

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-4mvK2FW78

Plugging the cord in the same outlet isn't dangerous itself, but the prongs will be live on the end that's not plugged in, I'd suggest not touching them. Where it IS dangerous is when people try to use them with a generator to back feed their panel. Don't do that.

Memes wait for no one

Yee-haw'n

Your car has abs? Mines a fat fuck that won't go to the gym or eat right.

We use freedom units, where everything is measured in cheeseburgers.