Fuck polls. Go vote!

This is pretty much what I get from that. Not a shred of empathy.

To keep your sanity you just have to lower your expectations.

I, for example, am really stoked for the burrito I ordered. Fuck, it’s good to be alive.

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Not yet?

The upset worker added: “This whole shpiel probably won’t change a whole lot, and I can only assume that I will be fired, but at least this will do even just a smidge more than just shutting up and being a sheep. I am really scared for our future.”

Based.

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but:

Do not take dating advice from people who never dated.

Do not take relationship advice from people who never had a relationship.

Do not take sex advice from people who never fucked.

And especially do none of these things on 4chan.

I get the sentiment, but MAGA being furious at anything doesn’t mean much. They only have that one state.

Remember when Reddit said they wouldn’t touch old.reddit?

People understand they can just leave that site, right?

For everyone just tuning in: This show is notorious for having bad season finales.

South Korea's coastguard said Tuesday it had arrested a Chinese national who tried to enter the country after travelling by jet ski from China -- a journey of more than 300 kilometres (186 miles).

Wearing a life vest and helmet, the man crossed the Yellow Sea on a 1800-cc jet ski from Shandong province, using binoculars and a compass to navigate and towing five barrels of fuel.

"He refilled the petrol on the ride and dumped the empty barrels into the sea," the coastguard said in a press release.

That’s actually pretty badass.

That’s why I’m never gonna cancel my USA subscription. Your shows always have a crazy twist right before the season finale.

Jokes aside: Not a single person who even considers voting for Trump is worth any hassle. Their vote is a coin flip on fucking acid. The dems should try to animate the lazy nonvoting pricks.

Yeah, but he isn’t a true republican! He was an Antifa double agent from the Queer Terrorist camps in woke San Francisco!

(This was a joke. Please don’t quote this shit)

Every single transphobe right now:

A population that old and conservative loves shit like that. Also, the government urging young people to instead drink more alcohol sounds like something straight out of the Soviet Unions playbook.

Lost yearly Nitro and all my friends

That’s sadder than he seems to understand it is.

They were wrestling. Go back to bed.

Ehm. I thought this was just some fake tweet. Didn’t know he got hacked. It can’t be that bad?

Oh. Oh no.

They forget that in a day or two. They literally have the mental capacity of a toddler.

I assume years of collectively crying about it online has made something as simple and natural like dating seem like this unachievable task.

Not sure if it’s just me, but I feel like young people are less capable than ever to socialise. I thought I was a social pariah, but I don’t have shit on some people out there.

Here is a picture of Erdogan falling off a horse and then getting kicked in the dick by said horse.