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satans_crackpipe

@lemmy.world

satans_crackpipe 137 points 3 years ago

If ya gotta jump through these hilarious hoops to not feel bad about fucking, can we at least optimize?

Can't you just soak and un-soak repeatedly? Is there a skill cool down that has to be respected to not make sky grandpa mad?

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satans_crackpipe 63 points 3 years ago

I work for Chipotle Corporate. Please send me your email address. I'll make sure it gets fixed.

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satans_crackpipe 58 points 3 years ago

If you have spinal or neck pain, see a licensed physiotherapist. If you have a toothache, do you go to a toothiologist to have your teeth punched? Or do you go to a doctor of dental medicine?

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satans_crackpipe 52 points 3 years ago

Human race 💪

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satans_crackpipe 49 points 3 years ago

We need to punch up and stop infighting.

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satans_crackpipe 48 points 3 years ago

I do hope the Israel and Palestine Wikipedia pages are doing ok.

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satans_crackpipe 43 points 2 years ago

I would be pissed if I got a 10/100 catalyst switch too.

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satans_crackpipe 34 points 3 years ago

Money is the only vote that matters. Avoid the Nazi bar. Don't give them ad revenue or search engine relevance (for what that's worth anymore).

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satans_crackpipe 33 points 3 years ago

New MacBook: M1 RISC 8GB RAM 250 SSD 1440x900 resolution Touchbar that prevents touch typing? No touch screen $2200+

Decline in demand is sooooo mysterious.

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satans_crackpipe 32 points 3 years ago

Sounds like someone has been having romantic feelings for their pet.

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satans_crackpipe 29 points 3 years ago

The pfp for that NIMBY/whatabout troll account is perfect. I can smell her room full of horse posters and chintzy crucifixes.

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satans_crackpipe 29 points 3 years ago

The kindness is definitely fake. You're spot on with the description of being polite to feel superior.

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satans_crackpipe 28 points 3 years ago

Where is mother Theresa?

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satans_crackpipe 25 points 3 years ago
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satans_crackpipe 25 points 3 years ago

Call me paranoid, but a ton of money is at stake over platforms that used to be useful in terms of spreading information. And they're both being tanked at the same time? During heightening 'geopolitical tensions'? And in the face of a strange upcoming election in the United States where both platforms started and are based?

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satans_crackpipe 23 points 3 years ago

You're being awfully combative. If this behavior continues, the court will mandate installation of a calming chip in your brain.

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satans_crackpipe 22 points 3 years ago

Macintosh phone is really surging forward to the early 2000's.

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satans_crackpipe 20 points 3 years ago

Eat rice and beans for every meal.

Don't eat three meals a day

Buy tools from pawn shops and learn to service your vehicle or bike

Cold showers and dark rooms

Pick up a sewing machine from a thrift store

Basically DIY as much as possible. And steal anything you can.

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satans_crackpipe 20 points 2 years ago

it would cost $0

lol

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thanks for using Leebra!

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