I think it's In Time. Makes more sense with the caption

I set this as my phone wallpaper. It looks fantastic on Niagara Launcher!

I'm pretty sure they did try to bring it back but it wasn't as popular because it wasn't Adam and Jamie

7zip.

There's a js runtime called bun that is 90-something% feature equivalent to node and also has built in alternatives to many packages like express and bcrypt. I haven't used it myself so I can't speak to its quality but it's always nice to see a little competition

Coward! Enable the comments.

Not sure if German or train talking through mouthfulls of hay. Both?

Chrome is a browser. Google is a website. They are not the same. It flabbergasts me anytime I find out that someone I know doesn't know what a browser is.

I imagine it's because your anatomy is actually more suited to dropping a log while popping a squat. Because of this many people will keep a stepping stool in front of their toilet to put their feet on while sitting on the toilet. It can make doing your business easier, especially if you're constipated

Get an abortion for attention? I think there's a prerequisite to that

"a bowl of tapioca pudding managed to hallucinate so vividly it invented calculus" I love that post

You are the chosen one

There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead.

I'm in this post and I don't like it

It's a pug. The genetic breathing problems are already alarming.

or, hear me out, a backlit piece of paper

The pieces are made of bed

Looks like Fishtrouts? How To Be A Dragon

PNINU? That acronym will never fly

Yup. They even gave away Kevin's car