Ah yes, car E driven by Leeeerrroooooyyyy Jenkins

"Expendable peasant": Anyone who isn't a billionaire willing to throw money at L'Orange.

Great phrase, BTW. I'm brand new around here and I already like the place!

The AI ate my homework.

Librarians are pretty chill, unless you're a loud talker hehe

Trump’s justice department is considering a non-prosecution agreement

Daddy needs a new jet, not an used 747.

Imagine having to put up with two self-absorbed billionaire asshats at the office every day.

Trump: Please block watchdog access to DOGE documents.

Supreme Court: Why?

Trump: For... reasons.

Was he ever cognitively there?

If it were not for his mental decline, he would not have gained the populist support of so many uneducated or uninformed people. Back when Trump was young and sharp the average New Yorker couldn't stand him.

Years ago he was smart, fast, crooked, and completely devoid of ethics or morals. He has an instinct for self-preservation equaled only by New York City's most vicious, flesh-eating rats. Those traits were imparted by a ruthless father and honed by a cold-blooded mentor.

But time has the final word, and J. D. Vance is waiting in the wings like a pudgy undertaker with a bereaved expression on his face and a twinkle in his eye.

I'll never understand why the design of this thing so unlike all of the other vehicles in the Tesla lineup. It's soooo fugly.

Narrator: Where will you be when the amphetamine wears off?

Crayola has many colors but lead isn't one of them.

I guess he finally realized that a 747 really is bigger and faster that his 757.

Same deal with the word "entitlements". MAGOPs like to throw it around like it's a pejorative term. "Entitlement programs like Social Security..." Bitch, everyone who's paid into those programs is entitled to receiving those benefits because that's what an entitlement is. It's not the same as saying "President Trump feels he is entitled to a free, used 747 because the interior design looks like a whore house with wings."

Taliban is going to have to ban a bunch of stuff, because people who get a rush from gambling will gamble on anything.

And can pass gas with the best of 'em.

Me too. I never used them (or anything made from plastic) for cooking, but I do freeze stuff in them, dammit!

It was a STUNNING tongue lashing.

Unticking "alow this drive and its contents to be indexed" and terminating the indexing service helps.

AI would give you the finger if it could draw one.

I now own a Browntooth speaker.