I feel like I'm lucky now if they're even willing to SELL me the utility that used to come standard.

More than half the time, when the new, sleek product gets rid of functionality, the response to, "How do I do all the things I need to do?" is essentially, "You don't!"

And if you ask to keep using the previous product, the response is, "No."

I never really watched it, but the theme from Airwolf is just amazing.

https://youtu.be/ULfmowbNlK0

:(

Yeah, the study said it has no effect on the stickiness of the rice.

Which is bizarre, because I've...seen it. Like repeatedly. And it's not a subtle difference. When I am lazy and don't wash my rice, it comes out MUCH gooier. It's not terrible but it's significantly different than when I wash it well.

Is this going to make me buy a second rice cooker to compare side by side? Ugh.

Though apparently only forms because of a fungus!

Wandering around, RiFless, looking for something to do on the internet.

Bullet Train was fun as hell.

Edit: I just realized that I saw John Wick based on, "Hey I want to see a movie today. John Wick? No idea what this is, but if it's in IMAX it might be fun!"

It was.

Our enemies are both terrifyingly strong and laughably weak.

What's this from?

Big ears!

It's a 36 oz tomahawk ribeye. Salt, pepper, and herbs de provence. Let it sit for a few hours, then put it on a grill at around 225 F for just under an hour, until the steak got to 125. Took it off and got the grill up to 650, then grilled for about two minutes on each side. Rested and sliced.

To load the gun. Pay attention!

Are the "good guys" still kaiju? I mean, I know the good monsters are still kaiju. But is, like, Ultraman a kaiju?

Apple trees are both mommies and daddies.

Definitely. Will post then when I get to my computer.

Jesus Christ.

That edit made my day.

You shall see a... cow... on the roof of a cotton house.

Additionally, eight ounces of steak might be lean. (It also might not, of course.) Eight ounces of hamburger, especially one from a fast food restaurant, is absolutely not lean beef.

Phantom time conspiracies are my favorite kind of dumbass conspiracies.