🎶Wastin’ away again with fuckin Tuberville

You’re just jealous that Bernie’s got a hot babe.

You’re forgetting that modern conservative political parties have no platform that actually addresses the needs of our time. As a larger percentage of voters become downtrodden, value signalling and virtue signalling is no longer enough to secure victory for the business owners and 1%ers. They need to add “boots on the ground” initiatives to get the votes. The old favourites are highways and tough-on-crime. They’re essentially returning to the empty pantry over and over looking for something to eat. A four laner from Wh. To Tau. would take 8 years just to sort out land rights. This is just National throwing shit at the wall to see what sticks. The NLTF as it is can barely support road required maintenance and renewal. I suspect the National supporters who like this plan are the same people that complain about potholes.

You won’t find help for that here detective. We are upstanding individuals who value the hard work of individuals.

Land of the free, home of the brave, all men are equal, justice is blind, the press is free, your vote counts, business is honest, the good guys win, the police are on your side, God is watching you, your standard of living will never decline and everything is going to be just fine.

Yet a few more “bad apples”

The Democratic National Committee decided to sabotage Bernie Sander’s candidacy.

This is like asking for people who don’t like breathing. Humans are wired to enjoy their own farts. But “enjoy” is a bit of a misnomer. In reality when huffing your own fart, the brain is sampling composition via the nose, and this then affects food cravings and appetite. This is a feedback loop that improves our diets.

Pharmaceutical companies were given leave to perform their own safety studies and to advertise directly to consumers

NASA thought that warnings about O rings from it engineers were overblown and sensationalistic.

Who else is celebrating the great global cook-off this week?

What will they do with the other submersible that they didn’t finish carving? I don’t think Home Depot will accept returns after 30 days.

It was a joke. They’re both the old version.

The Recording Industry Ass. Of America sued 35,000 of its customers.

Australia will certainly appreciate NZ for the increase in eligible doctors

Coca Cola attempted to sell soda without artificial colouring.

Cadbury replaced quality ingredients in their chocolate with palm oil.

The Warner Brothers thought George Lucas’s idea for a space movie was a crock of shit

The Wachovski sisters decided to make a 4th Matrix movie.