Still can't afford afford one.

Can you say daaaaaaaaamn?

Why spread the word of God when you can spread Todd.

This is clearly a glass of water.

The ring shrinks down to fit the mouse sized knuckle. After disappearing, the mouse would have hopped on on of those massive eagles and flown away from the volcano.

What did the green man do to the two tan men?

Darn switch root.

Maybe they could just give their product to the enemy and let diabetes take its natural course. Lobbing cans of Nesquik over the border with one of their laser guided trebuchet may be cheaper.

No red...yet.

Is this food?

Offensive to who? He was talking about religion, not a person. It doesn't seem like you understand how being offended works. When you add nothing of value and go on the attack you lose all credibility. You should downvote yourself.

You'll probably need a subscription to charge it.

The opinions of Religious people can be discredited immediately. We don't even need to look deeply into their doctrine. They have chosen to throw reason and logic out the window by believing in any god with a lack of any valdid evidence. If they can do this with a life changing, mind altering worldview, then the mundane life decisions don't stand a chance. If you want to prove you make wise choices, start by making wise choices.