What year is it

I signed up for creative cloud and accidentally signed for a year. They want 60$ to cancel the subscription. Suck my taint.

A fire?

Man that dude nailed delivering every single line.

Same as it ever was

Well suck my twat and call me cumquat

I called my father a cunt last weekend cause he talks to me like disrespectful nutjob. I'm 34 and work for him. Never work with assholes. Especially family.

I'm too scared to have children cause they'll end up like either him or myself.

Sorry have to go through that.

200 GB thats nearly CoD Warzone

Shit piss cunt cocksucker shits fart dirty twat

She said moo

Mr. Google says an oled TV has a life span of 100,000 hours but can start to show signs of burn in after 4 weeks.

Yeah a group ganging up on another group! Humanity is doomed to repeat itself.

Can't we all just be?

6 beats a day for 4 summers

Where's my money Sam?!?

Dudes at the UFC right now

This not a snort ecstacy crackhouse. This is a crackhome good sir.

Did Hawaii dirty

I don't try to fuck my friends hah. I can sit for hours with my SO and not utter a word and just do my shit. I don't have to be on and allowed to be irritable.

Sounds like a virgin

Now say it in Spanish