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smuuthbrane

@sh.itjust.works

Almost as smuuth as sharks.

smuuthbrane 4 points 6 hours ago

If I explicitly search for a transparent background image, there should not need to be any further filtering needed. That's just like, my opinion, man.

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smuuthbrane 5 points 7 hours ago

That is so not the point, I shall congratulate you on your shitcomment.

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smuuthbrane 26 points 12 hours ago

EVERY. SINGLE. FUCKING. TIME.

FFS figure out how to filter this shit Google.

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smuuthbrane 12 points 12 hours ago

How about a fork right now? That'd be knife of you.

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smuuthbrane 3 points a day ago

I did not know I needed this until I saw it. Bravo.

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smuuthbrane 3 points a day ago

Thank you for Brazilian BBQ.

I love meat without any hair.

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smuuthbrane 17 points 5 days ago

I would throw a fry at the window.

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smuuthbrane 4 points 5 days ago

Nice queef collection.

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smuuthbrane 4 points 5 days ago

You'll appreciate it when you're 40 and your back is a wreck.

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smuuthbrane 3 points 5 days ago

Whoa whoa whoa let's not get ahead of things. We'll start you off as Centisota and see if moving you up to Decisota makes sense.

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smuuthbrane 284 points 4 months ago

It's funny because he's dead.

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smuuthbrane 267 points 2 years ago

Anarchist answer: They're both unisex - bees for pees, birds for turds.

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smuuthbrane 207 points 3 years ago

Summary: YOUR Ph.D. means almost next to nothing, but collectively they expand the bounds of human knowledge.

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smuuthbrane 199 points 6 months ago

It's not gendered, it's birds for turds and bees for pees.

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smuuthbrane 196 points 2 years ago

Man, I wish Pizzacake would join Lemmy.

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smuuthbrane 193 points 3 years ago

"Bruh, can you tuck me in?" 😂

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smuuthbrane 182 points 2 years ago

Bees have a stinger, and "bird" has been a slang term for a woman (like, what, 1920-1950s?).

Regards, I agree that's needlessly vague, and just about to the point of useless.

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smuuthbrane 165 points 3 months ago

"Yes, we're irradiated now, but gas is under $3/gal."

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smuuthbrane 160 points 2 years ago

Aw gross, I was gonna eat that, and now it's gonna taste like cucumber.

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smuuthbrane 145 points 2 months ago

Water big. Easy hit.

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