“Just tighten your belt bro. Just buy two dolls bro. It’s just a little bit of pain for the orange god-king bro.”

This would be such a dumb decision. Does anyone remember Star Wars? Not the movie, the defense system Regan started? Isn’t this the same thing? It will never come to fruition, billions of dollars will disappear into private company’s pockets.

Crying like a little bitch about it on social media makes me believe the exact opposite of what he says. He was probably customer 0.

“Allo, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die”

Why are we letting this geriatric shit stain get away with all this shit? Why are we letting all these people gaslight the country? Why is this being allowed to happen? I feel like I’m going insane…

Mother fucker is breaking every law he can. Who will stop him?

I’m pretty sure this is NOT how this is supposed to work in a functional democratic republic.

He eats pizza with a knife and fork… allegedly

So when are we going to start calling the terrorist a terrorist?

Recent history has taught that lying, cheating, stealing and then bribing lawmakers is what leads to a better life. And a small loan of $35million from your dad.

“Stop talking about Epstein!!!”

So, now he is importing criminals? What kind of deal would a drug cartel strike with the White House?

“We will let you have asylum in the states for an unlimited supply of top shelf, premium cocaine.”

Edit: read the article first. It’s still ironic…

“I torrented all this music and movies to train my local ai models”

“But that’s a price I’m willing to pay”

“It’s only rehab Michael. How much could it cost, $40,000?”

Hot take, “Hitchhiker’s Guide To The Galaxy”. The radio play, books and 80s bbc show were not represented very well at all. They missed well over 75% of the jokes, Mos Def and Zooey Deschanel added nothing to it, and they added plots and scenes, I think just to get more “blockbuster actors” in, that ruin the original story of the radio play. Sam Rockwell, Alan Rickman/Warwick Davis and Bill Nightly were the highlights. One of the few movies I wish they would remake.

Always wondered why “dress for the slide, not the ride” didn’t apply to bicycles.

Ok, so what are we doing about this? Let’s write some strongly worded letters.

They don’t see it as fascism. They just see that their “team” is “winning”, and the “other” people are losing. That’s all life is to them, winning over everyone else, even when it goes against self preservation.