When you kill the Eldar AND the cosmic fuckery:

Having a bottle of piss thrown at me would change my mind, at least about spouting inflammatory things in person, in public.

Typo, fixed lol

He mostly does keg stands, stein curls and one-way burpees over the toilet bowl.

There's a scene in Space Force where a flight controller can't do something crucial because of a forced Windows update. I remember thinking "this is such a silly, cheap gag, there's no way a space organization would use Microsoft".

Well. I stand corrected.

I'll remember this next time some hack conspiracy theorist claims that academics try to suppress them. Ol' Ted tried to blow up universities and he's still getting cited. Science doesn't hold grudges lol

How about the canopy walkway in a forest that was clearcut while they were building it?

I actually toyed with the idea of making a YouTube channel dedicated to recreating food from other channels and only showing the clean-up. Like "thanks for the tip Babish now I get to scrape off sticky eldritch bullshit from a ridiculously tiny whisk AGAIN" and "we're going to soak these plates for at least an hour because we fell asleep as soon as the guests left and the sauce hardened into concrete".

Any YouTube money would've gone into a dishwasher fund. I would've reviewed the dishwasher after buying it and that would've been the last video on the channel.

Eight goddamn years. While far-right terrorists are getting pardoned. Makes me sick.

Is that an unsecured glass ashtray next to her in the car? Goddamn, at least get a proper one with a lid you fucking ratchet, they cost like 30 bucks (or 5 if you can forgo the Bentley logo).

pedophiles

the government

Name a more iconic duo.

I remember Steve-O telling a story about partying with Kid Rock. Dude dumped out a mountain of cocaine on a grand piano and said "we'll just chip away at it".

I'm guessing this meeting went along those lines.

+1 Set up your leadership in a way that guarantees rivalries and power struggles. Remember to act surprised when it all implodes!

This post has been on the top of my home feed all day and it brought a smile to my face every time I opened Lemmy lol

My favorite "kids have always been kids" moment in history is Iddin-Sin's letter to his mom, bitching about how he "has nothing decent to wear" and "whose fault is that really".

And here's the abridged version with the theme song for extra ridiculousness.

I love this community because I'm learning a lot about where stuff is from. Case in point, I was going to suggest Ibanez and found out it's Japanese lol

Based on the brochure on the table, this looks like a MÁV train, so probably 3,50€ for the food and 1,70€ for the coffee (source PDF). YMMV depending on which route you take.

Seeing your shitty meme reposted in another community