Dude I have a foreskin and it's fucking rad. I can pinch it closed when I pee and it'll fill up like a balloon. How could you deny your son that?

Pretty sure they joke is just that elves live much longer than humans so their perception of 'soon' could be much longer than a human's

I mean it was filmed 25 years ago, I guess it depends on your definition of 'modern'

As an Albertan, I have nothing to say. All we have to rally around is pickup trucks, steak, and pride for not having any rats in the province (except in parliament ayooooo)

Once your tongue has been in somebody else's mouth I feel like sharing a toothbrush is not a huge deal

In basketball, an air ball is an undefended shot that misses the net. Sportsfans will chant "air ball, air ball" in response to such a missed shot.

Anybody who has worked in a clean room shouldn't be overly surprised by this

I mean that was over 12 years ago. He was a very young adult. Does he still defend his comment?

It's actually swelling from all the extra blood. Thankfully someone relieved the pressure

Solar freakin' railways

Sure, but isn't Reddit the one who gets to choose what counts as bannable?

Watching the Richard Simmons episode of Whose Line Is It Anyway

It depends on the size of your mouth, dental hygiene and other factors. The best thing you can do is talk to a dentist about it.

I can't get over the broccoli portion!! I eat 20 times that!

r/Canada has been a cesspool for years. Nothing surprising here.

I'm definately adding "beefed" to my dictionary

Present time! creepy laugh

... I don't get it

"me after successfully throwing away unappetizing food at a party without being caught"