Couldn't happen to Mastodon.

Nah. Americans should stop putting unnecessary shit in their food.

Even our grocery store bread is considered cake because of how much sugar we put in it. It's fucking stupid.

American here, good.

The rest of the world needs to start competing with the US instead of suckling its teat.

Everyone will be better off for it except for the conmen taking America for a ride right now.

Never skip leg day

Duck censorship.

Hollywood has a lot of pedos.

You're in the nicoled community, bud.

We never left serfdom.

Everyone you have ever met is a servant of the ruling class.

You have never met a ruler and probably never will.

"Skilled labor" i.e. SEO (search-engine optimization)

Fuck all oligarchies and oligarchs.

Pretty sure it's a crypto scam, since the messages contain links to wallet addresses.