Buddy and I had to meet with the school counselor for talking about PHP.

Sleep is no longer what it used to be. They killed off S3 sleep in favor of some always connected mode, much like you cell phone.

This is how I learned that Cuckold Simulator was a thing.

There was a financial calculator from HP that they made for decades. The newer ones were so fast doing large mortgage calculations that the users didn't trust it, so they intentionally slowed down the results.

The pinnacle of all human advancements

I saw them when they opened for Primus. Killer show.

Following a long how-to to install/configure something, just to get to step 99 and have the command not work, and not being able to find the solution.

Free money!

Kid's gonna break his thumb

Doesn't matter, it happened outside of the environment.

Count me in. Bottoms up!

Does he enter the room and say "Hi everybody"?

I'm rocking a 4k ViewSonic display. Nothing smart about it.

Or the poop withholer

It's like that one time I hosted my own forum, forgot about it, and one day my hosting provider sent me an email saying I was way over my data quota. What a shit show that forum tuned into.

After having a customer chew us out for something that wasn't our fault he had us follow him to another room to discuss some more work. He borrows my tape measure and tries to measure something on the wall and the tape keeps falling over and flexing. It finally hits him in the face and hands it back to me and says "I'm not familiar with this type of tool". I think he saw our faces turn red and eyes water up as we were trying SOOO hard not to laugh.

Under "games your friends play" was cuckold simulator. Damnit Joe.

My "city" has a scattered population of just over 700 people.

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This is fresh