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@lemm.ee

spykee 84 points a year ago

Drawtism comic. Woman asks her boyfriend if he would like to bring toys in the bedroom. Boyfriend excitedly plays hotwheels on the woman's ass.\

Edit- Source: Drawtism.

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spykee 55 points a year ago

.....and.....and I am going to find a European girl and suck her nipples for as long as she wants.

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spykee 48 points a year ago

Not all heroes wear capes.
Some have wings & stingers.
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No clue who the dude was, I just hate on billionaires in general.

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spykee 41 points 2 years ago

¯_(ツ)_/¯

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spykee 40 points a year ago

Good heavens, a motorised zipper on my trousers that will get my amazing humongous dong out in the open when my hands are busy fondling the hordes of skimpily dressed women with questionable character.
I will buy this.

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spykee 34 points a year ago

Fuck Nestlé.

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spykee 31 points a year ago

Da feelin's mutual bruv!

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spykee 30 points 2 years ago

I'm following this dude from now on. Who knows when he burps out another wisdom nugget from his mouth.

Edit: I'm following this dude/gal/person/dragon/alien/chair from now on. Who knows when he/she/they/it burps out another wise nugget from his/her/their/its mouth.

Still learning to be all inclusive. It'll take me a while.

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spykee 29 points a year ago

Your wife's probably a witch bro. Tomorrow she'll say she regularly gets a good night's sleep. Witches man, I'm telling you.

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spykee 29 points a year ago

You have given me power that I should not have.

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He he he he I'm gonna draw dicks everywhere he he he he he⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

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spykee 23 points 2 years ago

In-Ear-Monitors. I envy your ignorance. I was once like you. Now I'm broke.

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spykee 22 points 2 years ago

Lemmy has a lot of people who are ready to die on a tiny hill.

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spykee 21 points a year ago

Joey Tribbiani from Friends thinks Rachel has porn

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spykee 21 points a year ago

Size doesn't matter.
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All boobs are beautiful.

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spykee 20 points a year ago

This is a whole new level of orgasm for people who are into feet.
Yes, I am one of them.
Please do not kink shame us.

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spykee 19 points a year ago

Bear meme. How about no.

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spykee 17 points a year ago

Correct headline -
Brian Carr, Trump kiss-ass, replaced the american flag with his sugar-daddy's tribute on his chest.

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spykee 17 points a year ago

Don't choose the yellow one. It gets tricky to know when the pee is about to overflow.

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spykee 17 points a year ago

Brooooo, I so wish this was true. 12mins! 75%. I'd no more be 4-pump man. Stella would still be with me. I miss Stella. :'(

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spykee 17 points 2 years ago

I know it's old, but I still cannot believe it's the same woman in every panel. Girl looks like a different person in each pic.

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