The one who steals prototype liquid coolers, fucks up installation, and slanders their manufacturers

"This website that I and others like me decided to migrate to is much better than the place I left. That must mean everyone who decided to come here is super smart!"

Don't get so full of yourself that you burst.

Same as when my computer refuses to finish writing to a flash drive. When I press that "safely remove hardware" button, it is not a request, it is a warning. If the data is corrupted after I yank the stupid thing, so be it

They'll start saying shit like "Epstein wasn't a pedophile, he was into the barely legal 15 year olds" or something like that

And also that time you refused to finish a book series because it had a gay and a nonbinary character in it

Lemmy and not seeing obvious jokes: name a more iconic duo

Google doesn't tell you that killing yourself is a good idea and that you shouldn't talk to anyone else about your suicidal ideation

Yes, but it's mostly shifting because of Jupiter. It's just so dang heavy. Like, a couple times heavier than every other planet put together. I don't have the brain wattage to do the cool math right now, but a quick google search says that while the barycenter of the solar system does depend on all the planets, more often than not, it is outside the sun

Hundreds of thousands of years of evolution vs one dude a couple thousand years ago who really wanted a piece of that baby's dick

Idunno man, I gotta side with the millenia old shaman, he assures me that God wants my son's dick hacked up

A history of being discriminated against doesn't excuse awful customs

Yup. My family bought me a new TV to replace the one I've been using for 15 years, and they keep telling me how great it is that I can get movies and TV shows for free, and I can sign in to all the streaming services right from my TV!

I don't have the heart to tell them that I'll die before this TV connects to anything other than an HDMI cord

Under no pretext should arms and ammunition be surrendered. Any attempt to disarm the workers must be frustrated, by force if necessary.

This seems to be fake. Can't find a single news story matching the text in the post. I'm gonna take a wild guess and say that someone made this story up to stir up arguments about Muslims and atheism. Maybe it was intended to highlight the hypocrisy of any Christians who agree that a child shouldn't be raised Muslim.

If you're a desert tribe with scarce resources, maybe don't be performing unnecessary surgical procedures on infants? Just a thought

Wow, a british news org fucking up the most basic fact checking? Who would have ever expected that?

Some people have jerked it to fully clothed women. Ought we ban every woman from twitch? Maybe enforce hijabs?

The one who takes

Small companies' prototype GPU coolers and auctions them off without permission

Legitimately could be a use case

"Attend this meeting for me. If anyone asks, claim that your camera and microphone aren't working. After the meeting, condense the important information into one paragraph and email it to me."

Definitely do. Sometimes it's the only way to know whether someone just had one bad take, or if they're genuinely awful and not worth your time to reply to

Totalitarians try to use cases like this to take your rights away. Never forget how this impacts the innocent. If they can force this man to unlock his phone, they can force any innocent person to do the same. If the police think you've committed a crime, accessing your phone will never make them think you're innocent. The absolute best case scenario is that they don't find anything useful to their case. The worst case scenario is that they find your social media account where you called arson based last year, and they will use that against you.