Fuck the tiptoeing, they do need to be assassinated.

Eat calorie-negative foods like anti-pizza and anti-lasagna.

Causing what? We don't milk nor eat elephants you encephallic idiot.

Fuck you, fuck your post, and fuck thinking that engagement farms are worth anyone's time.

Remove the last line and it's a perfect abstract meme. That line r u i n s it...

Wow. So great. Amazing. Truly exceptional.

Because people's perception has a positive bias. Rationality corrects that bias towards neutrality, which if you place on a cardinal axis moves it left towards negativity.

Maybe work on that inflated ego first.

This doesn't cross the "joke" bar, and it's quite low already.

Condom.

Ah yes, because telling people the reason they don't join your platform is invalid is sure to make them change their minds. 🙄

0 marketing sense. People like you are why the Reddit userbase mostly steers clear.

Right, but that's just post-hoc rationalisation by Americans crying that their "culture" breaks down to authoritarianism, slavery, and genocide.

Literally the worst timing. Considering the gay erotica authors being imprisoned. But tankies gotta rev up that misinformation engine of course.

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