Why did I just read an article about using an iPod that was clearly written by someone born in the early-mid 2000s? I know the original ipod was fun. I was there, gandalf

Didn’t he explain one time that the key to looking really shredded for a movie is to get SUPER dehydrated right as filming begins? Think it was because then it makes your abs and other chest muscles stick out really prominently and achieves the Hollywood expectation for how strong guy should look

Not pictured: their third mutant child who’s just an entire regular dude because each of his parent’s human halves are recessive or something

The solution will be “Just be happy”. This is gonna kill so many people.

Number three seems like the equivalent of assless chaps. I vote two

I mean, I would prefer to stay at the same place than hopping around, but I’ve never gotten a raise that pays as good as a new job at a different company

I’m dying at the irony of claiming 50% of all Nature articles are wrong while also providing literally no evidence

The two signs you need are:

1. Did you drop off your ballot?
2. Did your local government confirm they received your ballot?

I hope my kids get a full, long life before the water wars begin. I do my part where I can, but I’ll never have the footprint that some big billion dollar corporation can affect. The oligarchy and their absolute zero interest in preventing a climate disaster has fucked us all.

Compared with people who pooped once a day, constipated participants had significantly worse cognition equivalent to three years more of chronological cognitive aging, the authors found. Increased risk was also found among those who pooped more than twice daily, though these higher odds were small.

Not pooping often enough? Jail. Pooping too often? Believe it or not, also jail

Concerning that this thread is overrun with bots telling me to download some super duper safe LLM

“This can happen by any breed” says breed from which this most commonly happens

Let’s make sure to shame the people being bombarded by advertisements for 90% of their lives. That’ll motivate them to be more cognizant of botany

quick, distract everyone from the Vance stuff

if we’re all sick with long covid 3.0, we’re easier to subjugate. okeydoke

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Isn’t the 2DS from more than 10 years after most of these?

truly exciting

ah, yes, I’m sure

Whoa. I’ve been using Memmy lately but this one is like a carbon copy of Apollo. Will there be the feature to see saved posts soon?

Fuck u/spez