If you care enough about it, yes.

Correct. The genie grants 1, 2, and 2 in the second loop.

Silly human. Genies exist outside of time. So the counter doesn't reset.

Oh, your screen just turned off. Just tap it again and the scary man will disappear.

everyone else is fine.

I'm not fine. I'm horrified. But what am I gonna do, cry in the Walmart? I look fine outside and break down at night, just like everyone else.

Thank you. I've just created a few aliases for ls, lss, lsss, lssss.

produces a medicine that doesn't work

There's no reason to be needlessly jaded. Those companies would absolutely produce this if it worked, because you'd have to take it forever.

The bubble is the point. They maximize their profits and then leave the rest of the idiots holding the bag.

Religion makes a lot more sense when you think of it like parents lying to their kids to get them to behave.

Like yeah, don't kill each other because uh... because someone is watching and will kill you twice as hard forever.

Point is, the elf on the shelf is my lord and savior.

... Unzips ...

If 1% of the population is transgender, and 2.5% is Brazilian, that means almost half of Brazilians are transgender. That's just math.

That's based on a 2000 calorie diet. The real trick to eating Snickers in a healthy way is to make sure you're getting at least 4000 calories a day of non added sugar.

I remember this meme from my childhood. Still funny

Underrated cube pun

They always wanted to be blonde

Why would you give them more evidence to justify their opinion?

What third space did we used to have as kids that we no longer have?

Save your $10. Just ask Claude to talk you through it.

I'm sorry but you're past the 90 day return policy. Best I can do is a discount on the next president you purchase.

Sure. There's stupid complaining cunts in both genders. I'll say the same thing to both.