If you know when you'll be done, you already know the answer you'll give.

The only reason democrats lose is because of democrats. They screw up a good thing more times than I can count.

They do it with such regularity that republicans can now be the boldest of assholes and consistently deliver on their obviously heinous plans.

I think the bicycle/stick meme was based on democrats.

Pretty sure Netanyahu wants Trump re-elected so he’s going to make Biden’s life as difficult as possible. I think Biden loses favor no matter what he does when it comes to Gaza, unless there’s another crisis he can better at good dealing with.

Every Accusation Is A Confession

Smart glasses weren’t already banned?! Sweet Baby Yoda…

What’s the illegal order then? Is it illegal to attack an ally because you want something they have? There probably isn’t a law against that specifically, and if there is, how are service members going to know that?

Stay down Meta, stay down.

If only we could have known that Iran would close the Strait of Hormuz if attacked! /s

All the authoritarianism with 50% less grift?

This is the Pacific Northwest described in 6 panels. Well done.

I’m living my best life in a simulation written by a sentient wheel of cheese.

Seems like a guillotine would be far more humane. No 80 seconds of breathing - man that must be like an eternity of pain.

Fear. There’s a Greed/Fear index. Never buy in greed. Buy in fear. Obviously carries a great deal of risk but if the sun keeps coming up in the morning it’ll work itself out eventually.

"They did the thing we're now going to do. How awful they were."

Boy that's pretty brazen. Quite a pair of... Oh yes, quite the pair indeed!

RIP

I’m guessing he will live until about 6 weeks after losing the election, then have an accident with a 5 story window. Given how long Prigozhin lasted. .

A rate hike is coming despite the good news.

All the best to ya dude. May peace and abundant oat sodas fill your days.

Shrimps are the gateway food. Easy to get in too deep.