probably: fake
definitely: gay

J3 is the 3rd month that starts with J so it's July. 49 is the 49th day of July so August 18th. easy peasy

fabricated and homosexual

we need that bell curve meme with mint at both ends

no don't nissan my hondas :(

UHD webcam with 8k monitor? i feel like they could have saved some money and got a lower res monitor. or maybe they're future proofing for a webcam upgrade?

suicide by oncoming traffic is such a dick move. you don't have the right to endanger other lives just because you're suicidal.

if you want to kill yourself, do it right. go to Michael's™ and buy a tank of helium to asphyxiate yourself.

aw man i missed the poll i would have voted "fuck no" to chatbot integration

based

i use debian btw

i daily an 11 year old ThinkPad. it's fast and does everything i need it to do. buying new is for suckers

I'm not lazy I'm just conserving skin

Despite the fact they are obviously grilled?

The killer wasn't related to the victim. this is what i thought at first too - the headline is misleading

ok boomer

bitch I'm far ting

fuckin incels man... what a fucked up read

if you wanna be cool get a used ThinkPad for your Linux machine 😎