There's finally hope to get a tattoo on my micropenis!

Oh you know it, sexy bluetooth speaker

Well yeah, everyone trained off the data there already. Reddit (or heck, any social media) is just the same old cyclical shit. The AI deals were not a sustainable long-term model, and I'm surprised no one at Reddit, or these companies selling their users data against their wishes, could see that. Like that was the shortest term cash flow they could've gone for, and now their reputation and trust is in shambles.

I imagined MeatCanyon doing the voices

It's less they removed the option, and moreso that they renamed it to Copy Clean Link. Functionally, it stayed the same. https://www.mozilla.org/...

"I don't give a fuck if you speak on my name. Just make sure when you fucking speak on it, you speak it in capitals V-Y-L-A-N"

The better timeline

I'm pretty sure they already unmasked Banksy

Obviously you can't put every little detail here in this post, so I'm going purely off your side of the story and what details are available, just keep this in mind if you happen to ponder my reply.

A few things jumped out to me. First being that it seems you're trying hard to accommodate your partners condition (this really is amazing of you, so don't ever discount yourself in that regard), but they don't seem to be very accommodating towards your condition (ADHD). It can be hard sometimes with mental disabilities as they're occasionally seen as "invisible" conditions or "made up to excuse bad behavior", but I promise you, it's 100% real and isn't just a matter of willpower or something. It seems you already know this though, but maybe your partner doesn't. Have they ever said anything that comes off that they think that? It may be worth thinking about.

Another thing that jumped out to me, is that there was a few incidents of implied meanings or that you were expected to "read their mind" like with the shifted sleep schedule. Yeah, I see their POV, they woke up earlier, therefore they'd get tired earlier, but unless that was communicated, you don't know that was what should've happened. Honestly, this wasn't you being slow on the uptake or something, this was a lack of communication on your partners end. MAYBE you could've asked if they wanted to go to bed earlier that night, but it shouldn't be EXPECTED unless explicitly stated at some point.

No one can make decisions for you unfortunately, even if we'd like someone to take that stress away from us at times, but I will say that it is important you really try and look at things in your life and potentially prepare for a tough decision or outcome. I do hope things work out for you and your partner, whatever that looks like for both of you moving forward.

Stay strong, and continue to reach out to that support group, sounds like it might be helpful for you! I don't always advise reaching out to random Internet people, but if anything, I'm sure a lot of us in this community would be happy to help/listen to a fellow person going through life with similar struggles.

Handle of 5, prongs of 3.

This reminds me of the toy car pack from Burnout Paradise and I want it SOOOOO bad!

II is the one standing in the back. The guy up front is Brandon Toews from Drumeo

I'll take Valve's bloatware compared to anyone else's

Damn right!

Until they get in bed with Facebook.

Absolute worst possible move!

And push some new AI girlfriend on me.

Woah woah woah, let's not be hasty now, let em cook, that could be good.

Don't mind me, just going to become Wiccan so I can send someone an orgasm...

Honestly! I haven't thought about them for a while now. I think I'm gonna go on a CowChop binge starting with "the accident" and working backwards.

Yeah, I agreed with this. We could be missing context from OP, but it sounds like OP is accommodating their partner to the best of their ability, but OP isn't getting the same in return. Their partner could potentially look into seeing a specialist if possible (ya know, unless America, lack luster healthcare and all, yeehaw) and get help with adapting their sleeping to allow for all parties to be better off.

I don't think they meant THAT kind of "ride".

ColdOnes got one of these a few months back. Loved seeing the destruction they caused and can only imagine their potential of they actually full send it

JonWHO? That's Banksy! (Aka definitely not Bruce from FunHaus)

If you start to paint it black, you might be The Rolling Stones