So... Below average kids should use AI? Is that what this says?

The ones who beat the US at every part of the space race until the moon landing? Those Soviets?

I got hella freckles mate. I am doomed.

What the fuck? If I was the manager I'd pay this guy twice. That's exactly the experience I want if I go to a place named after that specific part of the movie.

It's also a sex thing!

What do I do if I want to reach a high area in my roof, like ten feet above me? Hose extensions are floppy.

Funding, although that is becoming less effective at the moment. Establishment candidates get many times the funds for tv ad campaigns and similar things that get their name out there, and they used to lie really well in those ads, so it worked. Still helps, but it's fading as people stop believing in their lies.

"That depends. Is the existence of this form going to be known to my family? If so, yep, totally safe."

• my partner, not me

Curve

Yes, you are, but keep that habit alive. It is valuable.

Three words: Farting Corpse Buddy!

Also... Business has a history. Money has a history. If you want to make money and keep it, learning what happens before a crash or what sort of business practices tend to get you dragged out and hanged from a tree might be kinda helpful.

That's okay, the machine wants you.

Poor bastard probably has no idea why he never gets people coming back for an upgrade.

Accidental, but made far more likely by risky behaviour due to mental issues. It's a grey area.

The Sony Trinitron of Damocles

A disappointment equivalent to Piefed.

It didn't spread as fast as this one will though. Every timezone will get the news immediately once it breaks anywhere.

Yeah. Used to be like that. What a shitty way to live. Denying any need to change by claiming superior intelligence over the people suggesting change, even though you're desperately unhappy.

How did you write this? Are you a wizard?