Ah, but in those languages, and ours up til recently, male was the accepted gender-neutral default. We decided to change it, collectively, as part of the general nudging towards gender equality, but for many, many people, including me, it genuinely did not assume maleness to use he/him.

However, I thought it might subconsciously affect me in a reactionary conservative way to keep doing so in the face of a reasonable request to use they/them instead of he/him, so I consciously changed it.

I cannot say whether it works like that in other languages, though. French has all sorts of gender bullshit for chairs and lamps and whatever, who's to say how it affects the mind?

They guessed right, and if there's no info to go on, I'm okay with picking one and correcting course if required. I don't know if being butt-obsessed is a male thing particularly, butt...

If it was just about a cute body, people would just get Realdolls with warming coils. Some people are satisfied by that, sure, but not many.

What most of us like is a body animated by a vivacious and interesting intelligence of some kind.

And here's the fun part: the more interesting the spooky animating ghost intelligence, the less cute the body needs to be.

My partner's butt is, shape wise, probably pretty similar to many others. But when I squeeze it in a certain way, and it moves lithely in my hands like a big old disco cat.... It's genuinely the best butt in my universe.

There's nothing wrong with eating sauerkraut, although a less breakable container would be sensible.

It says a lot about the man that this story makes him seem more human.

Best. Best pose.

FUCK

Degeneracy! Corruption of the youth! Conjugal thoughts! Those sweet, sexy flippers, caressing the balls as they send me to heights of ecstacy undreamed of... sweats profusely in the hole for 5000 points... yeah, just like that....

Bet you don't know about my favourite spinny boi piloted by the Vree

Misread "barn" as "ham" and was momentarily excited. Close one. +1

Pyrex or PYREX? All caps is the good one.

Has the same feels as me rolling out of my bed which is too low to the ground. Hup!.... no, not enough momentum... HUP crashes into wall

And burn things. And explode things.

That would have been a fun noise.

Yep, same here, unless of course the bladder betrays me...

For when the hangar door is stuck and you really want to just get the plane in and go to the pub.

The Fear

Actually, this time it is completely valid, since it is an implicit assertion by the OP that there's no point owning a dog if you do not do this.

I too fly the doomed literalist banner, but in the spirit of our cause I must point out inaccuracies in our own side as well as figuratively everyone else's.

I get this. It also works with a great book series.

Old and fat and cute. ^_^

Tell that to Canada.