I.... Wanna roll a rock all night. And part of everyday.

Remote. Brought to you by the 90's.

Sorry, gents. Tomorrow I have to replace my windshield wipers.

It wasn't life-changing haha. They have short, coarse hair and if I didn't have a carrot stick to feed him he wasn't at all interested in the petting lol. They have a very long, purplish tongue that they curl around the food they eat to draw it into their mouths. And that tongue is wet and sticky. But hey, I got to pet one 😁

Eye for an eye. Shoot the cop.

Aside from my personal views on zoos in general, I took the family and (and met our friends there) for a kids' day. There were no trees in the enclosure, but there was a giraffe-appropriate sized tether ball. 🤷‍♂️

The giraffea are fed carrots, green beans, and acacia leaves (at an eye-watering markup) 3 timers per day from the park guests. Judging by what I saw today that was about 100 people feeding 4 animals. I'm sure they are also receiving proper giraffe nutrition from the park caretakers. All the animals look healthy and are probably over-fed, to be honest. There are stations throughout the park to purchase food pellets that can be given to all the animals.

What kind of sociopath bake fries??

In the nether region

Funny how that particular slang term kind of shriveled up got tucked away.

Absolutely nothin

Shortly

I use Linux and I never tell people that I use Linux

Where did you get your power supply cable?

Bukake blowbang

Fight like a cow!

Did he change the fucking channel or not??????????

I'm having trouble finding klitoris in the repos. Anyone know where it is? AUR?

My favorite Kid Cock moment was when the video of him shooting a case of Bud Light with an AR was immediately followed by a video of him drinking a Bud Light at his club a week later. Fucking rage bait sissy cowboy wannabe.

It's not shame so much as deep embarrassment for the current state of our country. We look like fucking morons on the world stage. Thankfully we will move on from this stage in our history, but the stain may remain for decades to come.

Never trust an NPM library