Gotta use the freezer-grade aluminum foil too.

Supposedly the good ones are Solovair, who made Docs at one point (probably when the warranty was still offered). But I doubt that few, if any shoes are made well anymore.

It possessed preen oil, a common antifa material for Molotov quacktails

They noted the drug is so dangerous it has to be handled in a specialized laboratory.

No it’s not, you fucking cowards. You can spill a vial of liquid medical-grade fentanyl on your skin and wash it off. Dumb cop shit like this is why you’re not intercepting it.

Scheming on a thing, that’s a mirage

If only there were some other natural causes afoot

Velodrome Thunderdome

ExpressVPN supports wireguard, provided you turn off the “advanced protection features” and manually select it.

Miss Cleo clearly said “Call me now, hon!”

This was in the app under “protocol.”

It’s very much a Gen-X nostalgia bucket.

Letterkenny. Absolutely zero laughs out of me and something about it just induces a headache. I wanted to like it, gave the entire first season a watch, but my god it was painful.

DFW’s nonfiction is his superior work. But who cares because Infinite Jest, bro!

What are you doing step-droid beep boop

I recently came around on non-seafood sushi (sweet potato tempura rolls). I eat seafood once a year in good faith — all types, over the years — and it’s always a hard no, and I had just lumped sushi into that category. But I honestly didn’t know there were veggie sushi options until this past year, so I gave it a try and loved it.

I was allowed sugar, but it was cut way back. For example: my parents would take a box of lucky charms for the appeal, then cut it with a Costco size box of Cheerios. Shitload of Cheerios in a bowl, one sad marshmallow. When I got to college and they had bins of Cinnamon Toast Crunch, etc., I went to town and got hit with what I call the Freshman 40. No diabetes, thank god, but my upbringing’s food control fucked me up and continues to do so.

It’s based on an ancient internet ritual known as “hot or not”

Update 6/16/2026, 5:47 pm EDT: WIRED updated this article… a small revision was also made to address a security concern raised by a Dialog representative.

A shame. Good journalism would make them even more paranoid.

Greentext short film compilation incoming