“chatting and laughing about random cunt we been thru over the years.”

my last unemployment check just hit my account. Not even a single call back in 6 months. I’m scurred.

If I could, I’d eat the matrix slop and never worry about food ever again. Bring on the gruel.

“Who am I kidding? I AM a conjuror of cheap tricks…”

I’ve been hearing “but wait, Blizzard fixed it” for over half my life at this point. Never once was it true.

Can we stop referring to him as “former president” and start referring to him as “current shoe salesman”?

I’m dying.

Release it on PC then. Enough with the console exclusivity just to bitch that the game isn’t selling well.

Or tryna get some. It mounted that sexy-ass jeep for seemingly no reason.

Jesus Christ. Replacing the broken shit’s going to cost more than buying one new at this rate.

Those are his balls. Good luck unseeing it.

I think there’s a difference between being a shitty person and being unwilling to help and being repeatedly used because you’ve helped out a couple of times before and now people end up leveraging your kindness. I personally subscribe to the line of thinking in the comment you replied to after giving the person I’m working with the benefit of the doubt that it’s a justified emergency a couple of times. I have a list of people at work now that I’ll still assist but I don’t jump at the opportunity as quickly because everything is an emergency to them and I think that’s just as shitty as not helping someone.

Just to clarify, I phrase it a bit differently: Not “piss-poor planning” but rather “a lack of planning” since it sounds less aggressive.

Wasn’t she in a series of super popular Marvel movies where she had a relationship with her boss?

I think they're just trying to verify that you're from a country they want to hire from and that you have a physical address. I just give them City Hall's address because it's in my same zip code and I doubt anyone's going to verify that I physically live there.

If I was employed by the employer, 100% they'll get the address. This is for an APPLICATION. That you don't even know for sure is the actual company. I hope people aren't just giving their address out to any faceless "person" on the Internet that asks.

Every substitute teacher I ever had called me Christophe thanks to the school district’s character limit.

Howlongtobeat.com says the story is 10.5 hours long and the game’s been out for two weeks. I’m willing to bet most everyone that bought the game beat it already.

Lisan Al-Ghaib!

I haven’t noticed a huge difference and I’ve been playing it like crazy on both the dock and handheld. Battery wildly depends on the game and performance settings. It’s my primary gaming device and I love to tinker with it but I haven’t noticed a degradation at all.

As someone who’s gone through those same feelings on previous revivals, my recommendation is to remain cautiously pessimistic.