I'm going to suggest one I'm not seeing here; OpenSUSE Tumbleweed. I cut my teeth on Tumbleweed for years, and it has the pros of a rolling release while YaST provides the tools needed to have a stable base that rivals that of Ubuntu. Gaming is extremely easy to get set up, and you can choose pretty much any major desktop, although I recommend XFCE.

OpenSUSE Tumbleweed, YaST is the deity I pray to

Sadly Marketplace is booming. It’s all but killed Craigslist in my area and that seems to be the norm.

I'm curious if it would be possible to replicate somehow with a PineTime

This is suuuch a throwback. I miss the earlier versions of iOS. honestly it peaked with iOS 6 and it just feels downhill from there.

Ooh, this is good.