I don't know the guy. Why is he a moron?

Signal?

On the other hand, orgasms and sex can reduce the discomfort of a period in some women.

Looks like ai

You clearly haven't experienced bad oral.

You have some typos that make this impossible to understand.

Who is she?

Well, gotta be the left girl's. It looks like she hasn't had any yet so I'll get the most from that one.

Maybe more lube?

Ai?

A bit more complicated than the question, but my (now ex) GF's friend/ex-roommate had joined us for this big party and got really, really drunk and fell asleep on our only bed in the middle of the party. Party ends, my GF goes to bed, everyone leaves, I clean up. I thought she would be asleep on our little couch/loveseat thing, but she's in bed with her friend.
So I go to sleep on the loveseat. At some point, GF wakes me up and pulls me into bed. We go to sleep. She's buzzed/drunk, I'm buzzed/drunk and I'm sleeping like the dead. I wake up dehydrated with her grinding on me very slowly and I'm rock solid. I was surprised as she was normally very shy. So I whispered to her, asking if she was awake and she was sure she wanted to do this with her friend next to us. She said her friend was a really deep sleeper and too drunk to notice, but to be slow and not rock the bed.
So we did it as slowly and quietly as possible. Right before my GF came her friend woke up and used the bathroom, grabbed her bag, and left. So we had a good time finishing and I drank a lot of water. I felt bad/uncomfortable for waking up her friend by having sex.
The next week I asked my GF to apologize to her friend when they had class together and she claimed she didn't notice but she said she was blushing really hard when she said so. So basically we were asshole hosts. Not worth it.

Megapack?

Those legs are wrong

https://lemmynsfw.com/post/26274097

Are you trying to bump her content? Why do you respond with the same thing to all of her posts when she's clearly just spamming and doesn't read these?

And sunscreen! Youch!

Exactly what I was thinking!

Why the red dot touch-ups?

Yeah what the fuck

Maybe they're taking it as -unpopular here-