You argue like a chat bot designed to be obtuse and arrogant.

Better delete your account just to be sure. Then throw your browsing device in an active MRI.

Asking Lost to give you answers is the reason none of us talk about Lost.

One of my favorites

There are so many things at stake, but people really don't know how bad Trump's supreme court has fucked the environment already. Getting the average voter to care about it won't happen until it's far too late. I try to just not think about it.

Dudes blaming the patriarchy in the most patriarchal way imaginable.

I feel it's bad form to put the punchline in the post title.

There's a tonneau cover website that has a banner asking for people to call him before placing an order because he can save you money. You could just order the tonneau cover and pay without talking, but I thought what the hell?

I called and it's just the owner sitting in his warehouse. He explained that his contracts prevent him from quoting anything less in print, but over the phone I just told him which one I wanted and he said "That one? My margins kinda thin so I can only discount it by about 8% or so. That work for you?" Lowest price by a good amount and ended up ordering.

So not always a bad idea. I suppose the website screamed "I'm just a dude sitting in a warehouse waiting for you to call me and wouldn't know how to sell your info even if I wanted to."

I answered a doorbell last night and there was the tiniest little girl I'd ever seen walking. When I opened the door she responded like she just won a million dollars. Couldn't even form words over the happiness exploding from her glee as she jumped up and down, fists shaking in the air. It was indeed the cutest thing I've ever seen.

I looked up at the father and he was just glowing.

Yeah, great replacement isnt an "Oh well, let's just agree to disagree" type of thing.

This is your regular reminder that a 20% on Rotten Tomatoes means that 20% of reviewers liked the movie. The RT score represents chance that a reviewer liked it, not overall weighted score or how much they enjoyed it.

I saw that disgusting comment at the bottom. He is a caricature businessman from a Verhoeven movie. We've reached what was supposed to be over-the-top satire.

I've talked to so many women who around the age of 14 started getting cat called and essentially mourn their childhood innocence from that moment on. It's really sad.

Most decent manufacturers have their own website and fast shipping. I had to leave Amazon just for the fake and damaged merchandise alone.

But, I know for a fact, I personally realized that there are way more of my neighbors than I thought who are politically aligned with me.

I keep seeing people ask why and this is the answer. I was surprised to see the number of people I did in smaller towns across Texas.

Look, it's not my thing either, but let's not act like a game that just a few days ago peaked at 50 million players is some dying fad.

I've read this before. I'm pretty sure I've seen more than a few dog attack videos with their tails wagging.

Only two genders: male and political.

The way I heard it, and it changed my life, was "All advice is autobiographical." You have to filter it through your opinion of the person, how self aware they are, and how much you think they're sincerely trying to think of you when giving advice.

Edit: And, yes, every time I see this discussed there are droves of snarky people thinking they're being so clever by pointing out the "irony" which I think is really just reflecting their cynicism. Social skills require nuance and understanding that no rule can be applied 100%.

The political party founded on ignoring things for personal bias would just ignore another thing.

I'm not trying to attack you, but this would be like believing that once the right were informed that not all immigrants are murdering rapists then all of MAGA would be just so gosh darned embarrassed.

No, they'd yell "fake news" and send another innocent person to die in a foreign prison.