Maybe it is, and he's kept it in hiding

I'm not high enough for this shit

People who can't figure out their power settings are shipping software. We're so fucked.

A dagger does d4 damage. A dagger is not a small knife, it's like 8 inches of blade. Compared to that, a human bite should be like a d2 on the high side.

The Washington Post is really trying to become the New York Post

It doesn't look like it came out of Cyberpunk, literally every vehicle in that game looks way cooler and more advanced. The Cybertruck looks like it came from a "futuristic" wireframe video game from 1985. It's obviously trying to play off DeLorean vibes, it's made as nostalgia for a 40-year old vision of a future that never came. It's like if someone made a 50s rocket-punk styled car in 1990, it's just a botched anachronistic mess, more past than future.

Shithole country doing shithole things. The UK is acting like a red state, and their standard of living is dropping accordingly.

"We took zero action to compete and relied on protectionism and other forms of corruption to stay in business knowing that China was pulling ahead, we refused to plan for the future and harvested all the money for our owners instead and now we're fucked unless you bail us out! Not the owners, of course, who could afford to bail us out, they will continue siphoning money even though they're clearly incompetent, we need your taxes" ... How about no?

Guess what Edge and Chrome do if you make Firefox the default browser? They all harass you if you run them when they aren't the default. At least Firefox respects the "don't bother me about this again" checkbox

It helps to not be a loser right now. Elon is in his 50s and still acts like a childish, insecure douchebag. The fact that you are able to acknowledge your previous loserdom makes you already less lame than Elon. No amount of money can make him cool because he completely refuses to ever work on himself.

DOOM shareware was 2.39 MB, so technically your gender only includes Knee Deep In The Dead if you upload that one. The full game with all three episodes came on four 1.44 MB floppies, so 6-ish MB

Awesome, but also, no "Cabbage patch" jokes? Come onnnnnnn

Second face should also be smiling

4k is way better than 1080p, it's not even a question. You can see that shit from a mile away. 8k is only better if your TV is comically large.

"this is NOT what I thought I voted for when I knowingly voted to be taxed on all foreign food and to lock up the people picking domestic food" ...Well, then what did you think you were voting for?

Your ratio of words to significance is extremely high

The Planck length is the shortest measurable length, not the shortest possible length. We have no idea how we'd even go about measuring anything smaller, because we don't understand physics smaller than that. There could be stuff that's smaller, like even more elementary particles that build everything and determine the rules of the physics and particles that we do understand. Or maybe not. Maybe that's the smallest anything can be and there isn't further sub-Planck physics, or maybe it's just turtles all the way down.

I guess I better buy a new Pi before they quintuple in price for half the quality

Wait until you hear about The Sims

"OMG we thought they were unarmed Palestinians!"