When I worked at an AIDS project with a food pantry, we got donations of expired eggs directly from the farms, and I am here to tell you - a palette of eggs 6 weeks past their expiration can sit in an unrefrigerated (but cool) warehouse for another 2-3, get distributed, and still be reliably OK.

...So long as you know where the eggs came from and how long it'd been since they were washed, which is what starts the real timer.

And Streisand laughed

I've got photos of me and my neighbors in the house across the street from the Covid era. In the few years since, it went vacant, and then started getting break-ins and squatters, we chased them out many times. Then one morning last December, I woke up to see the house engulfed in flames. It was about 130 years old. One of about 6 old houses torched by squatters in my area in the last year...

We know there was an arsonist operating a few miles away last year. They arrested him for starting a fire, and then released him the next day, and so a lot of us believe it's him or another serial arsonist, yeah. But as you say, there are many rea$ons old houses burn down :(

God cast the souls He created but deemed "bad" out into nothingness, Satan created a refuge for them so they could at least exist, if in the cold uncaring shadow of a vengeful, loveless God.

Not only that, but fantasizing about suicide has become such a coping mechanism, you didn't even realize you were doing it, until you actually find a reason to WANT to live, and then iyour mind turns on itself and your stress level rises until you find a new release for it. Having a kid did this to me. I can't wish I'm dead anymore, which it turns out was a badly maladaptive way to regulate my emotions.

Same but for hobos

I'm 6'2" but I always get stopped at "six figure salary" or "no personality disorders"

Even if you perfectly sort the plastic out, it can only be recycled about 1.5 times before the structure changes so much it's not suitable for the original use. Plastic recycling is a scam.

I've switched away from car insurance companies that advertised to me excessively considering I was already buying the fucking service to begin with. Figured with that ad budget, they couldn't be the cheapest, and I was right.

The cap is actually much worse than the bottle because the mechanical twisting motion abrades the surfaces, so yes it turns yes out you can badly contaminate a whole bottle of liquid with a simple bottlecap.

It's cute but by the tilt of the eyes we know it's evil

Be funny if they got in a pissing match and Netanyahu had Mossad release the full files out of spite

Now everyone understand why the I is in LGBTQIA+

Doesn't matter if we're the same, they treat us the same, so we stick together.

Just like gay folks and trans folks.

We all gotta stick together.

Rush Limbaugh clone #208

You only come back from this by firing your lawyers, hopefully that's coming tomorrow.

There's an arrow? They must have made it very small, I am not seeing it

My friend who served in Iraq I: "I leased my body to them, they gave me a card afterward telling me what they'd injected me with." He died of gulf war syndrome, which the government ALSO gave him. Makes you stop and think... if today's military are such pussies that flu vaccines make them get this soft, what happens when they realize what actual service is like?

This is not the Green New Deal we wanted, but it's the one we got

Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Lake Hevitz Club