I could eat some pepperoni pizza and garlic bread. That will piss off my stomach something fierce. I can walk around the showroom crop dusting. It will clear out that dealership, I promise.

Can we now call this guy Jessie S'mullet?

This is why I remain on one social media site. You are my people.

Exactly. It's going to be the Great Revival for porn stores. I still have a bunch of dvds somewhere. If the ISPs start blocking IPs of VPNs, yo ho ho (pun intended) it's off to the high seas for porn torrents.